The Truth About Golf

Take a quick look at these statements and see if you agree with them...

-If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.

-It takes longer to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs, and ogle the cart girls while performing brain surgery.

-A good drive or putt on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.

-A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.

-If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.

-Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up praying a lot.

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